Every movie should have zombies, they're indispensable for comic relief and terror. This clip looks interesting, watched it twice and am amused. Highly. Of course it doesn't take much. Re-fridg-erator (another long story for another day if you must know that much about me). I really like the subtleties in the clip. I'd buy it...on Blu-ray even.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
And In Other News...
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Moving On
Not sure how many people have seen Twilight....the series of movies not the zone.
I have an idea;
I have an idea;
And Now In Other Useless News
Lindsay Lohan (there can only be one!) - my apologies for mentioning the little crack head in the first place, the second was in the brackets; a reference to season two of Robot Chicken where Lindsay Lohan squares off against Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff in a Highlander remake. Pretty damn funny, well I thought so. And I'd show it to you, but! for some reason the producers (Adult Swim) say "You've reached this website because we're not allowed to show these videos across the U.S. borders (meaning Canada). If you're in Europe (nope, Canada) or U.K. ( I said Canada!) go to our U.K. site. I went there, they conveniently don't have the vid I want. Ok, pressing on;
So Lindsay is only getting 14 days out of a 90 day sentence. I'm sure it'll be a hard 14 days...maximum security, hard labor, hitting rocks with hammers sort of thing.
Hmmm wonder if she'll be lesbian when she comes out?
Don't say I didn't warn you, it was useless!
So Lindsay is only getting 14 days out of a 90 day sentence. I'm sure it'll be a hard 14 days...maximum security, hard labor, hitting rocks with hammers sort of thing.
Hmmm wonder if she'll be lesbian when she comes out?
Don't say I didn't warn you, it was useless!
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Animal Dance Party
I may be mistaken (Pshaw!) but since when have cats gotten their own Party Mix? Why would a cat need a Party Mix? Do they break out in spontaneous dances? Do they party like it's 1999? The picture looks like that cat had some "special" brownies. Are these the equivalent to nuts and bolts for humans? Alright, perhaps they don't, since it does not anywhere say they dance. Be cool if they did though. I would be the first and then I would put them on T.V. and make bijillions off them! Plus would be neat to be walking down the street and 30 cats come out of nowhere and perform the thriller dance. I'd pay to see that but I'm broke, so you will have to buy my ticket.
I have never bought these for my cats. They are so deprived. No party for you! Clean those dishes! Hem those pants! Is the laundry done yet? Damn cats, think they can just lie around and sleep.
Sad
I was going to write about people in the neighbourhood north of us that have moved in within the last year, and the fact some of the 20 somethings drive pickups and must be deaf as well as unable to feel the heat as they drive fast down my street, windows down (in 30 C weather no less) playing some kind of Ricky Martin/Bird Dance tune that was so loud I could actually discern the lyrics. But it only came off as a rant and not funny. This makes me sad.
It makes me sad because each day something new bothers me and it just serves to remind me that I am ending up like that old guy on everyones street who is a miserable twat and not happy about anything. However there is hope. While doing my research paper on effects of pharmacological agents on monkeys, I discovered that monkeys were happiest when high on marijuana and listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks backwards, which sounds a lot like Jefferson Starship (no, not airplane).
Therefore to keep me happy and avoid the Dreaded Old Coot Syndrome™, I am now taking donations to keep me supplied with ganja until this symptom goes away. Maui Wowie is my first choice for medicinal usage otherwise I could resort to Red Lebanese or Thai Stick if I had to.
Remember, nobody likes an old coot yelling "Get off my grass!" or "Turn that down!" all the time. You have the power to help the needy and unfortunate. Just like Jerry Maguire said "Help me, help you!"
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It makes me sad because each day something new bothers me and it just serves to remind me that I am ending up like that old guy on everyones street who is a miserable twat and not happy about anything. However there is hope. While doing my research paper on effects of pharmacological agents on monkeys, I discovered that monkeys were happiest when high on marijuana and listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks backwards, which sounds a lot like Jefferson Starship (no, not airplane).
Therefore to keep me happy and avoid the Dreaded Old Coot Syndrome™, I am now taking donations to keep me supplied with ganja until this symptom goes away. Maui Wowie is my first choice for medicinal usage otherwise I could resort to Red Lebanese or Thai Stick if I had to.
Remember, nobody likes an old coot yelling "Get off my grass!" or "Turn that down!" all the time. You have the power to help the needy and unfortunate. Just like Jerry Maguire said "Help me, help you!"
DOCS® is a horrible disease afflicting only men aged 50 and over who only see the glass as half empty. Please help me see it as half full or otherwise asking "What glass man?" and give some relief where it's needed...at home. Thank you.
This advertisement is not intended to solicit properties already for sale.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Damn! I'm Still Busy!
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Weird Times (originally written after the great ontario quake of '10)
Had a nap two days ago to get ready for night shift. Woke up to our closet mirrored doors rattling against each other. The only time this occurs is A.) Tabitha the nuclear projectile vomit kitty is in my closet and turning around, or trying to get in there or B.) EARTHQUAAAAAKE!, with my luck I'd be George Kennedy this time and not Charlton Heston. Damnit! Ok, nevermind that reference kids.
I looked at the dog, he (as usual) was napping with me on his bed across the room. He was looking at me with those wide eyes that seemed to say "Do you have any idea what the hell is going on here?"
I decided it was a truck going by. A very long truck. And went back to sleep.
Went into work later and found out on the news on the way in that it was a quake. And that of course all hell broke loose on 911. Approx 30 some odd 911 calls waiting to be answered in the queue, all of them saying. "I think there's someone trying to break into my house" or "Is that a quake I feel?" Because yes, both of those are worth 911 calls when you have no clue what is going on. Not really, I just can't really can't call people f'ing morons on taped lines. Shortens the career path somewhat. Although....If I won a good lottery like say 5 or 10 mill, I'd be willing to sacrifice myself to find out if that theory is true or not.
I looked at the dog, he (as usual) was napping with me on his bed across the room. He was looking at me with those wide eyes that seemed to say "Do you have any idea what the hell is going on here?"
I decided it was a truck going by. A very long truck. And went back to sleep.
Went into work later and found out on the news on the way in that it was a quake. And that of course all hell broke loose on 911. Approx 30 some odd 911 calls waiting to be answered in the queue, all of them saying. "I think there's someone trying to break into my house" or "Is that a quake I feel?" Because yes, both of those are worth 911 calls when you have no clue what is going on. Not really, I just can't really can't call people f'ing morons on taped lines. Shortens the career path somewhat. Although....If I won a good lottery like say 5 or 10 mill, I'd be willing to sacrifice myself to find out if that theory is true or not.
Monday, July 5, 2010
G20-G8-G 1.1 Billion Is A Lot Of Money From A Small Population Base!
Pittsburgh hosted the last G20 conference this past september. We held it this June, exactly 9 months later. Coincidence? I think not! 9 is the the number of the beast. Or is it 6? I can never remember.
Outside of the obvious which is that any sane person that resides here would have stayed away from the area, such as I did although I do live northeast of the city and really have no reason to go down there unless it's to watch the sucky Blue Jays lose yet again. Which I did do the week of the G20 and surprisingly I think most people that live here did stay away as we just literally flew down the Don Valley Parkway. Took us maybe 40 minutes door to parking spot downtown, on a weeknight no less! This trip would usually take us at least an hour. (Wow, verbal diarrhea)
Ok, enough about my fun there. We saw lots of fences! And lots of cops...no, I mean we saw a LOT of cops. Everywhere you turned there were little posse's of them.
So, I had hoped that Toronto (the good) would show the world that as Canadians we are pacifistic and will lie down and take more McGuinty taxes up the butt because that's the way we are. Apparently not so- there were quite the few violent actions that occurred and while the protest started off peacefully. It quickly turned into a party with these black bloc morons getting involved as they have in the past G20's and this was no exception. Apparently they are anti-establishment and anti-anything resembling a sane person as shown by the following pictures I stole from the Toronto Star:
Outside of the obvious which is that any sane person that resides here would have stayed away from the area, such as I did although I do live northeast of the city and really have no reason to go down there unless it's to watch the sucky Blue Jays lose yet again. Which I did do the week of the G20 and surprisingly I think most people that live here did stay away as we just literally flew down the Don Valley Parkway. Took us maybe 40 minutes door to parking spot downtown, on a weeknight no less! This trip would usually take us at least an hour. (Wow, verbal diarrhea)
Ok, enough about my fun there. We saw lots of fences! And lots of cops...no, I mean we saw a LOT of cops. Everywhere you turned there were little posse's of them.
So, I had hoped that Toronto (the good) would show the world that as Canadians we are pacifistic and will lie down and take more McGuinty taxes up the butt because that's the way we are. Apparently not so- there were quite the few violent actions that occurred and while the protest started off peacefully. It quickly turned into a party with these black bloc morons getting involved as they have in the past G20's and this was no exception. Apparently they are anti-establishment and anti-anything resembling a sane person as shown by the following pictures I stole from the Toronto Star:
Take that! Tim Hortons, you capitalist bastards! Feeding off the lowly underpaid minimum wage earner while giving them a job and some work experience....oh, well hang on here's another one;
And you! Winners store selling last years hot fashions at reduced prices this year (some of which I'm wearing as I break your window), take that you bad people!
I got the old guy gang! Damn hippies!
I think these three are who I saw on tv, they came and sat down in front of the riot cops, most likely singing kumbaya or give peace a chance or such and then the cops charged at them, I'm sure scaring the crap out of them. Was very humorous.
The news clip didn't show them beating the crap out of them so I'm sure they just scared them is all.
RUN AWAY! THEY'VE GOT BLACK CLOTHES AND HOODIES ON!
Oh...you were just getting some friends in blacker clothes with attitudes.
Say hello to my leetle friend! Mr Boot up your ass!
Well....at least we didn't use the sound cannon.
Hey look! It's Ninjas!
Now this is interesting. The Star reported that this poor fellow was trying to put out the flames when he was overcome by smoke. However the photo blog I found these pictures on had no less than two comments from people saying they saw this guy get arrested for putting the po-po mobile on fire.
Oh is this your car officer? We were just pimping your ride dude!
One little question...why are so many people standing there? Watching? WTF?
I feel the same way honey.
I was really hoping Toronto would be the exception. Sadly, these people that came to vandalize our city found our address. I'm not labelling all of the protestors like this. Just the ones that did the damage. I do believe in freedom of speech and assembly. I do believe you have a right to peaceful protest if you like.
What I do have a hard time with is these jerks who dressed in black, labelled as "Anarchists" by the media who cost our city a fair chunk of change to repair the damage that was caused. On the Sunday of the conference, police raided a University of Toronto office and found people there with weapons and black clothing. Media attempted to interview one female as she was being led away and she spoke french, saying she didn't understand english.
Late Sunday around 4 pm police cornered a few hundred people at an intersection and rounded them all up. They all complained to the media as soon as they could. The way I look at this is the conference is over, time to go home folks. Nothing to protest anymore. So the police were just shutting this puppy down.
If the people don't like how the police acted there is always one thing that could have been done...nothing.
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About Me
- Blue aka "The Creeper"
- I work at a 911 centre. Yes, CENTRE! I am Canadian! So, yes I do have some stories. Not as many as you might think as you do tend to get jaded working in that environment for any length of time. And you start to think of everyone as stupid, immature, and wonder how we ever survived the dark ages as a race. We need more chlorine in the gene pool! Most people I find are afraid. Afraid of life, afraid of each other, afraid of failure, afraid of success. You big fraidy cats! Wait till the zombies come, now that's something to be truly afraid of!