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                                          The Roman wall that once surrounded Londinium 

Our Barista at Starbucks didn't know how Rachael was spelt obviously. Plus every Starbucks I visited, they all do the same thing, serve you your drink with the lid on. I just gotta take it off to go over to the condiment bar, then it usually leaks after that. Don't know why they serve it like that. 

The band that announced my arrival at Buckingham Palace 

Some fans that were waiting for me to arrive  

My hotel in London. 

House of Parliament 

Me, above the house of Parliament on the London Eye. 

The Temple Church. Built by the Knights Templar, the order of crusading monks founded to protect pilgrims on their way to and from Jerusalem in the 12th century. 

Not London Bridge, Tower Bridge 

Medieval wall built on top of the Roman Wall. Note the difference in style, the Roman wall is on the bottom with crisp, clean angles. the medieval one is haphazard almost. They didn't have the lasers the Romans had from the aliens to make their crisp clean lines. 

Monument to the Great Fire in 1666 built by Sir Christopher Wren. It has 311 steps and you find out just how out of shape you are when you climb them. Great views of London for only 3£! 

The cheapest sight seeing anywhere! The length of the monument when laid down to the north, the tip lands on the spot where the fire started, in the Kings Baker shop. 

I would have spit on this guys head, but well. There was no where to hide on the top deck. 

In the old days if you were caught masturbating they would chop off your hands and feet and make you look at Medusa unless some old guy got to watch. Or the other reason could be some clumsy oaf didn't pack this statue of what is believed to be Dionysos the god of wine well enough for the trip. 

Monument to Vice Admiral Horatio Nelson in Trafalgar Square.  Toughest bastard that ever walked the face of the earth. He beat the Spanish and the French not just with one arm tied behind his back because he didn't have a right arm. He had lost his right arm in a naval battle years earlier. But also with only one eye which was also the result of a previous battle. Reportedly within a half hour after losing his arm he was back on deck issuing orders. None of this "I have the sniffles/ it's a long weekend/ not feeling the best so I'm not coming to work today" for this lad. NOOOOOO, after he conquered the world, he beat up a grizzly bear and a great white shark in a tag team showdown match, then went and ate parts of Egypt creating the Suez canal. 

HMS Victory. Good thing they didn't name it HMS Loser or HMS Better Luck Next Time or some such. Otherwise they wouldn't have won. 

My beautiful offspring. One of three. 

Rocks the aliens placed to screw with our heads. 

2 of 3 of my beautiful offspring at the Roman Baths in...Bath. 

 The view from Solsbury Hill.

Bridge in Castle Combe

Castle Combe, we did not stay here. Previous night in Trowbridge the owner of the B&B we stayed at told us to have a look here if we could. Beautiful little town. 

 You've heard of free range chickens haven't you? 

More Castle Combe 

Medieval entranceway to Salisbury 

The Shambles in York 

York is a walled city and was founded by the Romans in 71 AD.  The Shambles were where they once had open air butchers, since hygiene and cleanliness weren't at the top of the list back then. The gutter in the middle of the street was filled with waste, offal, blood. Well, you get the idea. Some of the buildings date back to the 14th century. 

Oh! That's not very PC now is it? 

Look on the right. 

Part of the original wall that surrounded York 

St. Mary's Abbey. Once the richest abbey in all of northern England, King Henry VIII started the "dissolution of the monasteries" in 1536,  disbanding all monasteries, convents, friaries, and priories in England, Ireland and Wales. He appropriated their income, disposed of their assets and provided for former members. 

St. Mary's was one of the largest landowners in the area. This was an action that had been brewing for years if not centuries. The end result of all this was Henry was head of the church now and also able to annul his marriage to Catharine of Aragon because he was busy banging Anne Boleyn. There's some other stuff about why this happened to the Abbey's, but it's really boring.   

Another view of St. Mary's.