Wednesday, August 24, 2011

See You Suckers Later, I'm Outta Here!


Glad to see Microsoft has come to it's senses and decided being the evil empire was not fun and have decided to give their money away. The following is an email I received last week. I am waiting by the door for bags of money to arrive. Sent them my visa card numbers and bank accounts as well, with the pins attached. Just in case they had trouble putting the money in my accounts.

Microsoft Windows e-Mail Award.
Your unclaimed prize for 5.5 million Great British Pounds from Microsoft Windows (E-MAIL) Award is still pending. Please; confirm if you received our previous messages with; E-ticket number: 98000942287 011 stating that you won the sum of 5.5 million Great British Pounds, You must reply this mail with this information's: Full name:, Address:, Phone:, Cell Phone:, Email:, Alternative Email:, and Occupation.
Best Regards,
Mrs. Katherine Norlan
Microsoft Management Board, Copyright © 1991-2011

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I work at a 911 centre. Yes, CENTRE! I am Canadian! So, yes I do have some stories. Not as many as you might think as you do tend to get jaded working in that environment for any length of time. And you start to think of everyone as stupid, immature, and wonder how we ever survived the dark ages as a race. We need more chlorine in the gene pool! Most people I find are afraid. Afraid of life, afraid of each other, afraid of failure, afraid of success. You big fraidy cats! Wait till the zombies come, now that's something to be truly afraid of!