Blue's Muse

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Dogs r Awesome!

We just returned from our morning walk, when lo and behold what does my boy do? Takes 3 steps into the house and plants his butt down.

I couldn't figure out why he did this, usually it's if he knows theres food somewhere.....

Oh.............the bone my daughter left between the 007 DVD deluxe box set and the car keys.

Man, he's got a damn good nose! I'd like to have one like that too... on second thought, no I wouldn't. You'd be able to smell everyone's farts in the comm centre. Gross.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Oh Home Depot, Have You Learned Nothing?


	The next few questions are for classification purposes only and will be used to help The Home Depot improve the service it provides to its customers. Please enter your 4-digit year of birth.


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	In which of the following categories would you place yourself?

	Select Only One
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		Chinese
		South Asian (e.g., East Indian, Pakistani, Sri Lankan, etc.)
		Filipino
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Monday, October 31, 2011

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!

Best pumpkin award! Sorry Pat. Next year do something more in keeping with the holiday. The award for this year goes to (youknow) your wife. My daughter, who is frekin awesome by the way).

Batman! na, na , na, na, oh, it's a gargoyle. um, Gargoyle! na, na, na, na , na, na , Gargoyle!

I think I'm coming out of the ground, but my arms are crossed, therefore apparently I'm just

biding my time. also because I have to pee.

We are climbing up the side of the house because June likes us. Just as we have done for the past 4 years. ha.

I'm a witch, or Linda Blair.

Here is what the house looks like with flash. Unfortunately, It's a lot better without the flash, freaks a Loooot of people out. And they take pictures? What is that about, do you not have a sd card inserted in your brain? geez!

Spiderman! na, na, na, na, Oh! ...he's not Peter Parker!

What I will look like in 20 years!

Emmas first baby, Jeeves! or Damian! lol

The house during daylight hours. Doesn't that look scary? Orrrr not.

Freaking Linda Blair!

I love this guy! My platoon bought him for me for my 50th birthday. They rock the casbah!

I, personally didn't think it was thaaaaat bad. Apparently my thoughts are darker than I thought. I only used blue and green floodlights. That seems to make a world of difference. Heh, Heh, Heh. It worked!

More Rockets for me!

The new addition spider victim or mummy, whatever! I like to think of him as spider guy!

Lotso fog!

Gord Downie

Yes, of THE (not the! THEE) Tragically Hip.

Many thanks to my brother for taking us to Gord Downies house in the county. Lol. He wasn't home, so he didn't chase us with a shotgun which is what I would do if I were rich and famous.

Well, Quinner is a relative of his so I best be nice to him. He sounds like a nice guy, unlike that dick Dallas Green. Which I have heard was approached in a bar and a guy offered to buy him a beer and he referred to himself in the third party and refused the beer.

Henceforth I shall be known as "That Halloween Guy", or "Creeper Guy", or "Ken" or other derivatives which you seem fit. Which I'm sure everyone has their own name for me.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Does Anyone Else Find This A Bit Odd?





				JAMIE OLIVER'S FOOD ESCAPES American Express® Cardmembers can purchase tickets* to JAMIE OLIVER before the general public beginningFriday, October 21 at 10am.

	In this fun and interactive speaking engagement, Jamie will discuss Jamie Oliver's Food Escapes which focuses on amazing food from six very different countries or regions. He will encourage and explain that anyone can cook and enjoy diverse meals in their own home. Of the book, Jamie Oliver says, "The food I've embraced on each trip is a mixture of what you could call the clichéd star dishes - the many tagines of Morocco, the flamboyant paellas of Spain, the comforting risottos from Italy and the zingy fresh flavours of a classic Greek salad - and the recipes that I've been inspired to make after walking through the markets and soaking up the vibes of each place." A copy of Jamie's latest cook book, Jamie Oliver's Food Escapes is included with each ticket purchased.


	TORONTO: Roy Thomson Hall November 16, 2011 \| 8pm
	Or is it just me as usual? It's not like he tell's jokes or sings or dances. Or does he?... Maybe he does. I like his shows. But don't think I want to see him stand on a stage and talk about food. I don't know, maybe he is really entertaining! Plus you get his latest cook book with a ticket purchase. Still think it's odd. Most likely that's why I'm not filthy stinking rich. I don't push the boundaries. I'll just stay here, incognito to the world. For another day. Tomorrow I'll set my plan in motion to be filthy stinking rich.