Lets Clear Up The Misunderstandings

Yes, Mr Bond, I am protecting my implants by having the ear protectors on the wrong way...or am I? 

I show off my manliness by throwing around a black belt that is handicapped. We gave him a roofie before we started. 

I am THE Man! If my chest does not impress you, I will Ramboise (Verb: Ram-bow-ize. 1. To put many holes in someone or something. 2. To make something non useful anymore. 3. Finale. 4. End. 

This is why Vlad the man amuses me. If you do not hear from me again, obviously Vlad does not have the same sense of humour I do, black as it is.  

I Obviously Don't Know How This Works....

Had someone say the link doesn't work....I hate when it shows up on my computer (obviously because I've watched it already, and doesn't show up on others- by the power of Steve Jobs I command you to work!)  Sad...I've started already, and yet he was one of my hero's, other than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Wolverine, and Vladimir Putin. Why? Because he's funny. strange, kinda like me.
So lets try a couple links and you tell me which one works. Since I'm a internet/computer dunce.


this link.

Or this: http://youtu.be/OOpOhlGiRTM
Oh fer christ sakes, just look it up yourself then!
Jk, Jk. lol. lolcatz.

Sarah Steer When She Was Small....er.

Keeping It Simple For The Masses

What more do you need? It's Art for chrissakes! Stop your bitchin and buy somethin! 

Ottawa Police Memorial Sept 25, 2011

Our chief stayed with his people, instead of sitting down. 

FML

Ok, now Microsoft is hitting below the belt. It's bad enough they take your money for the Xbox, games, accessories, a yearly subscription to play against other losers and swear at them over the internet from far away places like Alabama. Now they have to rub it in even more.

Thanks for helping with my self esteem Microsoft! 

See You Suckers Later, I'm Outta Here!

Glad to see Microsoft has come to it's senses and decided being the evil empire was not fun and have decided to give their money away. The following is an email I received last week. I am waiting by the door for bags of money to arrive. Sent them my visa card numbers and bank accounts as well, with the pins attached. Just in case they had trouble putting the money in my accounts.

Microsoft Windows e-Mail Award.

Your unclaimed prize for 5.5 million Great British Pounds from Microsoft Windows (E-MAIL) Award is still pending. Please; confirm if you received our previous messages with; E-ticket number: 98000942287 011 stating that you won the sum of 5.5 million Great British Pounds, You must reply this mail with this information's: Full name:, Address:, Phone:, Cell Phone:, Email:, Alternative Email:, and Occupation.
Best Regards,
Mrs. Katherine Norlan
Microsoft Management Board, Copyright © 1991-2011