Sunday, August 22, 2010

Still Alive

Well, sort of. Lots of things have happened since I last wrote.
Ok, not that many. Won a trip to the Cayman Islands that will take place in December. That's the biggest of course, which most reading this would know anyway since I have bored them to death with things to do in the Cayman Islands. Or the Caymans as we locals like to call it.
Ok that was bad taste passing myself off as a local since I've never been off North America. And I just googled that and found out I still won't be off the continent since America del Norte actually covers the caribbean as well.
The Americas are generally accepted as having been named after the Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci (who also gave us the Vespa line of scooters) by the German Cartographers Martin Waldseemuller and Matthias Ringmann (who gave us saturday morning cartoons, sunday comics and expensive luxury cars that I can't afford to buy). Here's a picture of the guy who named our continent. Personally the Federated Lands of Vespucci has a certain flair to it that I like.

And here is a picture of him on his scooter.
Oops, I mean we tried to get a picture of him on his scooter however the photographer took the picture a little too late....or a quarter of a second too early.

So I digress, I am tired, did 26 k today in preparation for next months marathon. A marathon is 42 k. I am so screwed! Was supposed to do 32 today as last weekend I had only managed to do 29 k of again my 32. Yes for those that don't know we usually run the same distance two weekends in a row and depending on the length, the 3rd weekend would be a bit of cut back, to give some muscles a bit of a break. This only occurs during the longest distances in training however. Guess I shouldn't say "only managed" as it's still a pretty impressive distance, however I have my eye on the end distance, and anything less is well, not completed, and failure. Jeez, I sound so serious! Maybe if I had gotten out there more steadily I wouldn't be in this boat. That's my fault however, always trying to do the least, and that's the thing about the marathon, it is unforgiving. You have to do the mileage to make it to the end and survive in one piece.
The Cayman Island trip came about because I signed up for the (insert sponsor name here) Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront marathon. And I signed up to do it before March of this year. Apparently when you sign up to do it, and also sign up for a clinic at (flagrant sponsorship name goes here) The Running Room, you are automatically entered for a draw to win a trip for two to the islands. Most expenses paid...ok flight, accommodations which does include breakfast at the said accommodation, transportation from and to said accommodation, and all taxes as well they will pay my way into the CAYMAN ISLAND MARATHON or half marathon, whichever I choose to do.
Personally, I would have preferred to have won the Lotto Max at 50 million as this island is where I would hide at least 25 million. And perhaps myself and wife for a while.
Although I thought I had come across something recently that stated that the banking laws down there had changed and it's not the tax haven it used to be. So what else is new?
I have a decision to make regarding upcoming runs and not sure which way to make it although I will probably do the one that is the bad decision. Because that is the the one that appeals the most to me of course. We shall see.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Goon Teaser

Every movie should have zombies, they're indispensable for comic relief and terror. This clip looks interesting, watched it twice and am amused. Highly. Of course it doesn't take much. Re-fridg-erator (another long story for another day if you must know that much about me). I really like the subtleties in the clip. I'd buy it...on Blu-ray even.



And In Other News...

Worlds most dangerous criminal "Mr Buckethead" was captured by local law enforcement officials yesterday. This criminal mastermind was caught while at the corner store. He claimed to be purchasing milk for his Oreos.

Hope The Fire Dept. Is On Speedial

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Moving On

Not sure how many people have seen Twilight....the series of movies not the zone.
I have an idea;

And Now In Other Useless News

     Lindsay Lohan (there can only be one!) - my apologies for mentioning the little crack head in the first place, the second was in the brackets; a reference to season two of Robot Chicken where Lindsay Lohan squares off against Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff in a Highlander remake. Pretty damn funny, well I thought so. And I'd show it to you, but! for some reason the producers (Adult Swim) say "You've reached this website because we're not allowed to show these videos across the U.S. borders (meaning Canada). If you're in Europe (nope, Canada) or U.K. ( I said Canada!) go to our U.K. site. I went there, they conveniently don't have the vid I want. Ok, pressing on;
So Lindsay is only getting 14 days out of a 90 day sentence. I'm sure it'll be a hard 14 days...maximum security, hard labor, hitting rocks with hammers sort of thing.
 Hmmm wonder if she'll be lesbian when she comes out?
Don't say I didn't warn you, it was useless!

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I work at a 911 centre. Yes, CENTRE! I am Canadian! So, yes I do have some stories. Not as many as you might think as you do tend to get jaded working in that environment for any length of time. And you start to think of everyone as stupid, immature, and wonder how we ever survived the dark ages as a race. We need more chlorine in the gene pool! Most people I find are afraid. Afraid of life, afraid of each other, afraid of failure, afraid of success. You big fraidy cats! Wait till the zombies come, now that's something to be truly afraid of!