Friday, April 23, 2010

Spell Checker And Sense Maker Don't Always Work


I like to be reasonably accurate, and make sense. At the bare minimum spell properly or construct a sentence that makes sense. And I have lost the ability to do so judging by my previous headline. Which makes me wonder- now that I've pointed it out, did anyone see it to begin with? Did you even see the guy in the ape suit cross the screen while you were reading this?

#461 In Things About Life I Don't Understand


Drove by a full serve gas station this morning, and they were lined up 4 deep to get gas. Thought perhaps there was something I didn't understand-like the price dropped to .72 or something. Nope, was $1.00/litre. Puzzles me why people would voluntarily line up to get gas for no apparent reason. Like a long weekend coming, or a gas hike. And for those that think I'm just bitching, this particular gas station never has a lineup unless there is drop in price, so I'm uber puzzled.
So then I drove around the corner to the self serve and got gas for .998 and saved a whole eleven cents. As I drove by the lineup after filling up, I dug in my pocket and threw eleven pennies at the waiting cars. Cuz that's the way I roll.

Ok, so one of the girls at work had caller the other night very early in the am, around 0400. Woman was saying there was something wrong with her husbands arm. He slept on it and now can't feel it and it's cool to the touch. So she dialled 911.
1....2....3....4.....count to ten before losing job over what I'm really about to say. Deep breaths, Ommmmmmm, all good now.
Guess this would be #462 or a lot lower. Like 12 or better.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Drinking and Driving Vid

This is the most phenomenal video I have ever seen concerning drinking and driving, combining one of my favourite songs with unbelievable images. Not that I was ever a saint when it comes to this personally in my past, I will certainly be rethinking my actions now and in the future.
And on top of it all, it comes from Australia. What more reason do we need not to drink and drive?  And yes this is what I had posted yesterday and then deleted as I didn't like how it showed. Only 3/4 of it was visible.


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If you can't see it all, then I think you can click on the name at the top and it will redirect you to youtube.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Ah khrap


And this will be me on sunday. 

How my wife started...

It's how they allllll start. 

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I work at a 911 centre. Yes, CENTRE! I am Canadian! So, yes I do have some stories. Not as many as you might think as you do tend to get jaded working in that environment for any length of time. And you start to think of everyone as stupid, immature, and wonder how we ever survived the dark ages as a race. We need more chlorine in the gene pool! Most people I find are afraid. Afraid of life, afraid of each other, afraid of failure, afraid of success. You big fraidy cats! Wait till the zombies come, now that's something to be truly afraid of!